Monday, September 27, 2021

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Secret Place

 A preacher I once heard said this, “A Christian needs three things for a successful prayer life: a quiet heart, a quiet hour and a quiet place.” And sometimes in the busy affairs of everyday life it’s hard to find a “secret place” where it’s just you and God.

And sometimes that search can even get a little comical.

When I was at Fort Carson, Colorado and a fairly new Christian, I wanted to find a place to pray during some down time in my military police academy training.  I thought, well, what better place than the post chapel.  I stopped in and asked if they had a place that I could spend some time in prayer.  By the look on their faces, I could tell that they had never had that question before and they pointed to a place on the other side of a folding dividing wall.  I found a chair to kneel at and commenced to quietly communicate with my heavenly Father.  At one point I could hear one of the chapel staff say to another soldier in hushed tones, “There’s a guy over there…and HE’S PRAYING!!! Can you believe that???”  (I added the last “Can you believe that?” phrase…but that’s how it seems it should have ended.)

After our first daughter was born, we attended a small Bible College in Ellendale, North Dakota. Raising a family and renting a small house meant that there wasn’t much opportunity at home to find a place to pray, so at times I would take the car out into the country to seek the Lord. Sometimes I spent the hour walking and praying in a cemetery (only during the day of course – and not in the winter). Sometimes I walked down a railroad track next to the cemetery about a quarter of a mile and spent the time seeking the Lord under the train trestle. One time while doing this I turned around and there was a little old lady standing directly behind me! Scared me half to death! She said she was looking for wild asparagus. I wanted to blurt out that I was looking for wild broccoli (she’d never believe I was “praying”). I never saw her walking to my railroad bridge secret place, and come to think of it, I never saw her leave. So I figured she must have been some sort of asparagus angel.

After I became an official pastor, I obviously had to become more professional in my approach to finding a secret place. We lived right behind the church (a converted barn) in a small town in southwestern North Dakota. I usually went to the church at 5:00 am to pray for a couple of hours. And it was always just me and the Lord. But one morning when it was really quiet and really dark, suddenly I saw the image of a hand slowly reach between the two sanctuary doors. I was paralyzed with fear – my knees were almost knocking together. Was this Daniel chapter 5 all over again??? (“Suddenly the fingers of a human hand emerged…then the king’s face became pale and his thoughts alarmed him, and his hip joints loosened and his knees began knocking together.” Daniel 5:5-6). Fortunately for me, it turned out to be one of the church members who decided to join me for prayer (and scare me half to death).

When I attended church conferences in the city of Bismarck, I would sometimes leave the motel quite early and go to the cemetery just down the highway to pray. On one occasion, after praying for an hour or so, when I went to start the car, the battery was dead (go figure). Now what? Fortunately for me, someone had recently passed from this world into the next and a couple of workers were preparing for a funeral, so I asked them if they could provide a jump. They brought over the cables, hooked it up, and hollered, “CLEAR!” (Not really, but that would have been funny. Or I could have hollered in my best Dr. Frankenstein imitation, “He’s ALIVE!).

Another time the battery died after I had been praying for a while in a park in Fargo, North Dakota (I must not have been able to find a cemetery). We were visiting my wife’s parents for the holidays. It was 7:00 on Christmas morning and it was zero degrees outside. I saw lights come on in a house not too far away so I knocked on the door. I wanted to say, “Ho Ho Ho – do you have any jumper cables?” The man of the house kept looking over my shoulder as though he was expecting Rudolph to jump out of the bushes and take all of their Christmas gifts.

When my wife and I and two daughters visited my family, it also proved difficult finding a place to pray. It says in Matthew 6:6 that you should “enter your closet and pray.” So on this occasion, I went into a real closet – an upstairs linen closet outside of the bedroom that our daughters slept in. It was just big enough for me to squeeze into. I can’t remember how long I had been praying…it probably wasn’t too long as my claustrophobia was kicking in. I heard my sister come up the stairs and ask my wife, “Where’s Danny?” My wife pointed to the linen closet. The door opened slowly and I almost fell out. My sister looked down at me with a disdainful look that said, “This is my college educated brother?”

And one other highlight on this journey to finding a secret place. It was the summer of 1988 and my family and I were going to candidate for a church in Florence, Colorado. We spent the night in Cheyenne, Wyoming. In the morning I left the motel early and drove our Plymouth Horizon to what I thought was going to be a pretty secluded spot in the country.

It wasn’t.  It was the intersection of a couple of highways where the morning going-to-work traffic streamed into Cheyenne.

I reclined the driver’s seat and was praying pretty fervently (if I remember correctly, I was praying somewhat loudly in my “heavenly prayer language”). Suddenly there was a tap-tap on the window. It was the Sheriff! I rolled the window down and said, “Hello Officer.”

She asked what I was doing.

I said I was praying. I didn’t tell her that I was praying in a language that I had never learned and that may not be known on earth but that the Holy Spirit had supernaturally given it to me as a gift to communicate with my unseen Heavenly Father in an unfettered way. 

If I had, I might still be in jail.

“Riiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtttttttttt. Can I see your driver’s license?”

I gave it to her and she went back to her patrol car. She and her partner were in there for quite a while. I figured they were asking headquarters to check their wanted posters for anyone matching my description.

They let me go. Good thing. If they had arrested me and taken me to jail, how would I explain that to my wife?

“Honey, you’ll never guess where my secret place is today…no, not a cemetery…IT’S A JAIL!”

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